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 Wednesday, December 27th

 Vale James Brown


Brother James has left the building

I feel nice (379k file)


We all saw it coming but - no, not yet...


I first discovered Brother J
with a record by His Good Self
& the Famous Flames -
a crappy mono album
but with all The Good Stuff.

I have ripped off *many* of his tricks
including fining members of the choir when they don't perform
as did Brother Elvis

I am in good company.


I only saw JB once

'twas among The Heathen in Hiroshima.

I went down to Studio Duck
to see my guys
& they were all talking 'bout getting tickets.

Of course I jumped in!


We had a block of seats
right in the middle of the hall

and we all jumped up
& started dancing
about the time the intro music started

ROCK!

(or should I say FUNK!?)


We exhausted ourselves
then waited outside
to see The Man

He, unfortunately,
didn't appear
but the rest of the tour did -

Every time someone came out
the crowd erupted in applause -
I bet the cape-carriers felt good!

***

After that
we all took off to a bar.

One of our crew, Makoto, the trombone player,
bore a remarkable resemblance to JB hisself
& we spent the rest of the night
singing & dancing,
doing the "I feel good!"
and dropping to our knees to take the cape.

At the bar there was a talking JB doll -
you know, pull the string & he sings or says something -
I think we learned all the phrases
& it was hilarious listening to The Heathen try to copy them!

sugar and spice (472k file)


Ah,
Blessings, JB,
you are well remembered.


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 Saturday, December 16th

 Sublime


Ah, me

I am in a fine mood Parishioners -

I have just commenced my New Years Holidays!

There is nothing like a New Year
to give Man a chance to reflect
upon that which went before.

In my case, it wasn't a good year
and I look forward to the tabula rasa (that's Latin, 'Tish)
that a New Year promises.

In the interim, however,

I am listening to Sublime!

the album cover (68k image)

A (Japanese) staff guy at the gym lent me this
while I was Ministering to the Heathen in - oh, 1998?

BRILLIANT!

I loved this - every song a hit!

My favourites were Wrong Way, Santeria & Same in the End
for various reasons...

Oh, here are some:

Annie's 12 years old in two more she'll be a whore,
nobody ever told her it's the wrong way.
Don't be afraid with the quickness you get laid
for your family get paid it's the wrong way.

I gave her all that I had to give,
I'm gonna make it hard to live.
Soggy jizz running down to her chin and it ruins up her make up.

A cigarette, pressed between her lips
but I'm staring at her tits, it's the wrong way.
Strong if I can, but I am only a man,
so I take her to the can, it's the wrong way.

The only family that she's ever had
is her seven horny brothers and her drunk-ass dad.
He needed money so he put her on the street,
everything was going fine until the day that she met me.

* * *

Tell Sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide
daddy's got a new .45.
And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Sancho's throat.
Believe me when I say that I got somethin' for his punk ass.

What I really wanna know, my baby,
what I really want to say I can't define.
Well it's love, that I need, oh
but my soul will have to wait.

* * *

Down in Mississippi where the sun beats down from the sky
they give it up, and they give it up, and they give it up, but they never ask why.
Daddy was a rollin', rollin' stone, woah,
he rolled away one day and he never came home.


Loudog plays the - what? (105k image)

AND they gots a trombone!

I'm on holiday!


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 Wednesday, December 13th

 California!


California - the playground of the Western Whirl!

so sez Atticus,

trying to chat up Katherine Hepburn Lauren Bacall.

I *heart* Sundays!

Designing Woman (24k image)


Designing Woman (1957)
(MGM presents The Comedy of The Year!)

featuring Chuck Connors as Johnnie 'O'

and The Chief is a gangster!

The Chief (48k image)


Liquor, I have found, makes me very smart

discovers Atticus - oh, how many times has that very thought occurred to me!


I *heart* Sundays!


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 Friday, December 8th

 Guilty


failure

excuse

busy

inefficient

ill

lazy

frustrated

gutless

focused

obsessive

planning

dreaming

envisioning

hoping

acknowledging

folding

source of All SALVATION! (42k image)

conforming

performing

obeying

contributing

winning

losing


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