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 Tuesday, December 28th

 A Rifte in the Fabrick of the Univers - Part II


20-12-4

SO I'm home, sick,

semi-paralysed in front of the tv.

FUCK ME!!!

Seven Little Australians!

I haven't seen that show since -
since I first saw it!

WOW!
That’s a hundred years ago!

Meg & Nell & Pip & Bunty
& that fucking annoying retarded blonde girl Baby
& The General
& Sexy Esther as the stepmother
& Lenny (there was movement at the the station/for the word had got around…) Teale as the father (The Captain)
and Ruth Cracknell!
as Martha The Stereotypical Ruth Cracknell Character As A Maid

and


Jennifer Cluff as Judy


Fuck me - I had SUCH a crush
on My Ideal Older Woman

Juju…

She spurred me into puberty -
if you know what I mean…

more below



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 Friday, December 24th

 A Rifte in the Fabrick of the Univers - Part I


20-12-4

Called in sick this morning:

The Usual Complaint -

loss of Faith…


SO I'm miserable

in The Big Red Chair

watching cartoon animals
debate the ethics of the music industry
with especial reference to
The Backstreet Boys.

The no-sellout chick cartoon drummer animal
forms a band
then quits becuz she thinks they've sold out.

When forming the band
she holds an audition
& no-one comes.

SO she recruits
(shades of Gary Benchley!)

more below



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 The Video Store - Part The Last


16-4-12

After repeatedly viewing Lost in Translation
we returned it to the video store.

The cute counter girl was not there.

That's about as anticlimactic as the movie…


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 Thursday, December 23rd

 The Video Store - Part The Second


15-4-12

Yesterday
we were in a fine mood!

The results of our Good Works
were very good indeed!

'Twas cause for celebration!

armed with the jar fulla change
we returned Punch Drunk Love
and asked the lovely counter girl
for a copy of Lost in Translation:


she had kept a copy under the counter for me!

more below


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 Monday, December 20th

 The New Metaphor


19-12-4

Reading Peter Carey's
My Life as a Fake:

Chapter 25 - Micks reminisces about her lover:

"That night in Malaysia I tossed and turned until somewhere around four o'clock.

Finally I dealt with myself,

and then I slept
."


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 The Video Store - Part The First


13-12-4

Things are winding down -
Major Good Works performed,
final results look goo!

We are enjoi-ing Life right now!

SO,
the other night,
we took our jar full of change
out for a walk
to the video store.

Now, we didn’t go to the other video store
because they may insist we owe them money…

so we went to the video store less frequented

more below


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 Thursday, December 16th

 Blessings 15-12-4


1. This MUST not pass without celebration -

those fucking wankers downstairs,
the one who played fucking dido
& pete fucking murray
& john fucking williamson
and, I suspect,
celine fucking dion,

have moved!

Rejoice!


2. Joan of Arcadia:
a guy is trying to pick up our Joan,
they talk about meeting on Saturday:

"I'm having a yard sale"

"Great! I'll swing by, check out your old man's records -
what are they - Tony Bennett or Dino?"

"All of them - and some guy called Jefferson Airplane"

that’s not funny…


3. This is good too:

THE TEN MOST ACCURATELY RATED ARTISTS IN ROCK HISTORY!



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 Wednesday, December 15th

 When Gymnasts Speak


This most excellent Achewood strip

amused us enormously at the time

and we went looking for it recently.

We were, however, unable to loacate it

so we wrote to the nice Achewood man

and he kindly directed us to it.


It's still good!

PS read the interviews!

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 Tuesday, December 14th

 Audrey & Atticus


Caught a bit of the remake of
The Thomas Crown Affair -


Rene Russo!
she can really do it!
She rocked in Get Shorty!


Brosnan is just as watery as Steve McQueen was

but wouldn't it be SO MUCH BETTER

if t'were Audrey & Atticus?

- - -
PS: how about Faye & Mickey!


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 Monday, December 13th

 Nurse Betty


Enjoi-ing
fo' the first time

Nurse Betty!

YEA - Nurse Betty!

Lotta great roles,
lotta great cameos

BUT

squeaky
head-on-a-stick
Zellweger

rocks it!

TIP: Quit while you're ahead

oh,

    shit,

        too late…



PS: "bin gettan ready since Oklahoma!"
is a great line!


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 Friday, December 10th

 Blipverts


Just found this post.


I lift it in full
with all mad props
and notification to the author.

November 21, 2004
Flip-book world


Some brilliant Latvian geeks made a sequence of images that, when viewed in stop-action animation, shows a robot-like man walking. They stenciled the images onto various public places, like the telephone box pictured above. Then they took snapshots of all those locations, and assembled them into a brilliant online flip-book: As it zips through all the locations, the man appears to walk. You can pause the movie on any frame to see that individual picture. It's just crazily cool.


Oddly, this reminds me of an idea I had a while ago about Tivo. Advertisers are worried that Tivo users are zipping past TV ads in superfastforward. So why don't they simply embed an advertisment within the normal ad that becomes visible only when you're speeding through the TV spot at high speed? Watch the ad at regular speed, and you see the regular ad; watch it at high speed and you suddenly "see" the secondary ad -- perhaps some sort of animation that works precisely like the one above. Think of it this way: A normal TV ad is 30 seconds long, with 30 frames per second, for a total of 900 frames. I don't know precisely how fast Tivo goes, but let's say you can whip through a normal at in four seconds. That means you only see 117 frames. So what an advertiser should do it create a secondary ad composed of those 117 frames, which pops into existence when you go on fastforward. It would be, of course, maddeningly difficult to create one ad that works in these two modes, but what could possibly be more awesome? Hell, you'd have people frantically watching TV in hopes of seeing it.



Also check out the comments.

Seriously guys,
I'd like to spark off some ideas
[I know you'll bite, Tann!]


I'll have a shot below:


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 Wednesday, December 8th

 Angels


2-12-4

I am watching that new show
Joan of Arcadia
(chick, nerd, GOD! remember?)

tears rolling down my face.


I LOVE angels!
Fucking LOVE 'em!

Remember Michael?
I fucking LOVED that movie!
Every time I watch it

tears rolling down my face.


Remember that tv series Touched by an Angel?
with Della Reese
and the vague woman
who reminds me of Julia Roberts?

I caught it a few times when I was off sick:
watching daytime tv

tears rolling down my face.


Remember Angels in America?
scary Al Pachinko with AIDS?
Beautiful Miranda-looking Emma Thompson
as an angel?

tears rolling down my face.




Remember when Mickey Rourke
shot Lisa Bonnet?



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 Tuesday, December 7th

 Monsieur Hulot in Jamaica


D invited me out the other week
& I had a Great Time

and caught an annoying, lingering, low-level chest cold
from some feral backpacker
on the booze bus back home
(read that any way you want)

But anyway
we went out to see The Louisville Sluggers
and support acts.

Waal;
The Sluggers are not what they were
and the very first support (help me here anyone?)
showed great promise.

I noted a theme
and vowed to educate D
as to where all this came from.

I knew I had a Skatalites/Orange Juice cassette
somewhere in the archive
(oh, SO eclectic!)
but dreaded going through all one million unindexed items.

Fortune, however,
favours the brave
and,
tonight,
while looking for excuses to use commas,
I went digging in one of my cassette archives.

more below



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 Monday, December 6th

 Doubt


30-11-4

Sometimes
I have doubts.

Doubts
that I am fit
for this post.

It is now summer -
stinking hot, not a breeze to be had,

King of Queens & That 70's Show back on TV!
and new episodes of Will & Grace!

Ah, I remember SO VIVIDLY the last time this happened
(and it wasn’t really one year ago, was it?)

and how happy I was!

Summer, beer, funny new shows on TV, light 'til late at night…

the smallest of jois.


This time
it is amplified:

things are SO much better this time!


(Oh, yea,
why am I unfit?

I fear that,
in appreciating these small thangs,

I might be straying toward Buddhism…)


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 Sunday, December 5th

 Parish News


In Parish News we note that:

1. We are listening to the JJJ Listener's Poll Top Ten.
We disagree with most of it
but are pleased to see that Big Heavy Stuff make it!

(A few weeks ago we went to The Crest to see The Big Blue Stuff show -
Big Heavy Stuff & Bluebottle Kiss -
fucking wonderful gig!)

2. Gary Benchley (Rock Star) has a plan


3. and this is great!



4. Just finished The Big Nowhere by Ellroy -
interview in this week's Onion!

this one's intense
but somewhat gratuitous & unbelievable…
The people are painted very well, though.

One of the jacket blurbs reads
"Brilliant…Like Hammett and Chandler,
but Ellroy adds layers they never dared"


True.

5. Started reading Code Cicada -
an Oz spook story by Warren Reed
(more here)
after being tipped off here to a rant on The DaVinci Code


Its sucking me right in
because
there are Japanese!
Chinese, lots of observation, introspection, honour, sensibility
and a Conspiracy!

Written by an Oz ex-spook,
inspired by a real event.

AND he's having a righteous whinge!

I love spies!


6. I'm sure I'm not alone
in confusing Missy Higgins
with Angie Hart (Frente!)

Our Angie
(as one half of Splendid)
has just released a single
to re-assert her authority.

May we please have
a re-release of Acc'dent'ly Kaaally Street?

lerevdr on Sun 05-Dec-2004 @ 19:08 e.s.t [permalink]


 Friday, December 3rd

 I Heart Television!


1-12-4

Today,
it became
OFFICIALLY
Summer!

I work late,
it's light when I get home,
cold beer is a necessity, not a sin;
the tv is great!

I am spoiled for choice.

New episodes of That '70s Show, Just Shoot Me (fuck Damon Wayans - he's not funny),
Spooky, Sexy Bridget Fonda in The Assassin, Droopy Freeman & (grumpy guy - it'll come soon) Gene Hackman in some other show, an underpants ad with Wendy James (or a cover thereof) as the soundtrack!

but

Best Of All -

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***

 Good Business


Were I a businessman

I would pay HEAPS

to make MY BEER

colder at the tap.


It would be SOOOOO much better!


I'd rake it in!


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 Thursday, December 2nd

 Special Bouffant Show


29-11-4

In a recent sermon

I remarked that

Our Lady of the SBS

Mary Kostakidis

looked a bit raggedy.

(at least she wasn’t forced to wear that Croat (right?) flag skivvy
that renders her mighty breast as Op-Art)


more below


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 Wednesday, December 1st

 The Sin of Pride


I'm a pretty hip priest
(or at least I used to be)
{anyone catch that?}

and I have done this before
(looking in mirrors is vainglorious)

but I worked through until about 11 this morn

with my shirt on inside out.

Not one of the Parishioners said a thang!

I considered leaving it
but switched.

I hope they are all very, very ashamed!


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