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 Tuesday, August 31st

 Vale Elisabeth Kübler-Ross


Dr. Elisabeth Kübler-Ross, psychiatrist and prolific author of the ground-breaking book, On Death and Dying, died Tuesday evening, August 24, 2004, in Scottsdale, Arizona of natural causes. She was surrounded by her family and close friends. She was 78.

Her site is here

There is an obit in the SMH:

During her 50-year career she established herself as an expert in the field, with more than 20 books, countless lectures and workshops on terminal illness and death. But it was her outline of the five stages of death - denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance - that would make her known to everyday people.

I maintain that these are the five stages of pretty much everything.


"I really believe we saw acceptance on her face…" said longtime collaborator and friend Dr David Kessler.

I pray that meeting Fergie was not the high point of her life…


lerevdr on Tue 31-Aug-2004 @ 11:23 e.s.t [permalink]
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 Thursday, August 26th

 Pretty Ducked Up


This is too good:


I heard Ernie singing the "Rubber Duckie" song on Sesame Street this morning. I guess I had never paid close attention to the lyrics before, because in the second verse Ernie sings:


"Rubber Duckie, joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber Duckie you're my very best friend, it's true"



What about Bert?! Does he know about this??

I can just see poor Bert at home, making Ernie's bed with the TV on in the background. This song comes on while he's fluffing Ernie's pillow just so. Then Ernie happily confesses that after all this time a cheap rubber toy is actually his "very best friend," and Bert's little muppet world comes crashing down around him.

Later Bert desperately tries to figure out where he went wrong as he sits in the kitchen, sobbing and sipping chamomile tea. His felt cheeks soaked with tears.


Way to go, Ernie, you giggly orange prick.

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 Tuesday, August 24th

 Gentrification


I used to bemoan the fact that The Parish held

seven bakeries
eight travel agencies
three major supermarkets
but only one liquor store.

I note that one travel agency has become a Subway
[I will go there to celebrate my bday],
another has become a mortgage loan dealer
and
that the mobile phone shop
is now a tattoo parlour.

The Parish knows wherein its priorities lie.



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 Monday, August 23rd

 The Loneliest Chord


22-8-4

Lying on my back
playing my black guitar;

A minor 7th

over

       and

              over

                       again


the loneliest chord

in the pantheon.


I find the chords to

"Almost Blue"


and make up words


for you.


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 Sunday, August 22nd

 Analogue Man


20-8-4

The other day I took The Holy Laptop to be tweaked;
seems it was not One with the Server.

This problem has cost me many, many hours.
The latest tweaking wrecked all my customisation
[just discovered I lost my extensive Auto Correct settings…]
and did not resolve the problem.

SO - Friday night I'm in The Rectory
after a LONG day's work
rebuilding my desktop

and it strikes me that I've done this before…


Click on the link below to read secrets



lerevdr on Sun 22-Aug-2004 @ 17:24 e.s.t [Click here for more SALVATION]
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 Thursday, August 19th

 Chronometry


These guys are ragging Gary Benchley, Rock Star, about being late & not being able to tell the time:

Scott: Not me. I know how to use a clock to keep track of time.
Jacob: Me too. The big hand is on the little hand. Just like at Michael Jackson's house.


Go see how Gary's doing.



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 Wednesday, August 18th

 Passion and Ecstasy


This is wonderful!

Superlegitimacy: passion and ecstasy of a Tokyo train driver


The comments thread goes on forever
but was closed too soon
so here's my 20 yen's worth:

During a Project Management course
apropos the Quality Cycle [or whatever it's called - plan, act, review, revise, iterate - ]
our teacher spoke very highly of the Japanese Train Driver technique:

they have a list of things to do [planned],
DO them [no shortcuts, no omissions],
tick 'em off [aids order & compliance, serves as evidence]
& hand 'em in [monitoring & review]

{nuclear submarine procedures are, understandably, even more severe}

& its true!

In Japanese department stores
there are elevators
and erebe-ta ga-ru [elevator girls]

They are uniformed [no pun intended],
wait patiently until all passengers have entered the elevator,
[Japanese elevators are NEVER crowded - they have such a firm concept of personal space - not their own but that of others! This is obscenely violated on rush hour trains though… I'm sure it's hell on many levels]
announce the destination [e.g. second floor - hardware],
warn the passengers that the doors are closing [doa wo shimaimasu],
close the doors,
perform an elaborate white glove-waving ritual on the doors,
announce the departure,
then press the button.
[oh, they do this ALL DAY, EVERY DAY THEY WORK!!!]

As a gaijin, I found this fascinating.
I could understand having the procedure
but not the glove-waving.

I asked the old & wise
and it seems that this ritual
stems from the Olden Days
when elevators had cages
that had to be closed by hand.

[anyone remember that scarey one off the Perth mall?]

Thus this flourish is a re-interpretation of the old established procedure.

It reassures the passengers & conforms.

Watashi heart Nippon!

PS In the comments thread there is a mention of J society as being "distributed, totally flat";

Society as God, Tann;

wasn’t that Communism?


lerevdr on Wed 18-Aug-2004 @ 10:23 e.s.t [permalink]


 Tuesday, August 17th

 Easter in August


11-8-4

Beloved Parishioners

it has been a trying week.

Crippled with food poisoning,
complicated by a Manichean battle,
between body and soul;
a little respite over the weekend,
then some kinda Christian kismet,
resulting in Crucifixion on a Monday;
hanging on that bloody hunka wood all Tuesday;
I crawled to The Church this [Wednesday] morning
to perform Good Works.

Not yet recovered
I struggled through the day

& managed to save a few souls.

In my delerium
the Simple Things
gave me Hope:

Karen Tso, Tom Dooley & Nero Wolfe;

I testify:

* * *

just by the way,

Monday is not a bad day

to be sick on:


by the time you're feeling reasonable

business news, something in the air and nero wolfe are on tv.


i switch from wanting to be

a share trader

to a dj

to a butler


with a gun


* * *

This also helped.

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 Thursday, August 12th

 The Second Best Thing


The Second Best Thing

about staying in on Friday night

is watching The Glass House

then stumbling upon

some movie you’ve always wanted to see.


This time it's

Roadhouse!

Yea!

And wasn’t that Rosanna I saw being thrown out in the first scene?

My Baby got Sauce!

+ + +

Oh, the moral of the story?

You never gwan get anywhars

until ya hook up with

Kris Kristofferson!

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 Saturday, August 7th

 DOH!


Apropos [that's Latin, 'Tish...] the last entry

and the repeated remarks about

not being able to rock the 'extended entry' thang

I think I just figured it out!

mea stupida

lerevdr on Sat 07-Aug-2004 @ 18:25 e.s.t [permalink]
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***

 The Oil We Eat


Subtitled: Following the Food Chain Back to Iraq

Originally from Harper's Magazine

You might find this funnier if you read it yourself


This begins innocently enough:

The journalists rule says: follow the money. This rule, however, is not really axiomatic but derivative, in that money, as even our vice president will tell you, is really a way of tracking energy. We'll follow the energy.

I love a good conspiracy!

Now, The Good Lord has chosen not to reveal the secrets of the 'extended page' configuration so click on the link or go to Comments to see the rest...

Forgive me.



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 Friday, August 6th

 Vale John


John Passmore

is dead.

This has hardly been reported.

In Oz,

Philosophy doesn’t count.

Vale John

I pull out my dog-eared copy of the magnificent "100 Years of Philosopy" [first published 1957!] and note that

He is also very interested in history and science, and he enjoys travel - particularly wandering around in large cities.

In the Preface he writes:

I have deliberately chosen to be insular, exhibiting, however, that kind of insularity which does not rule out an occasional Continental tour …

In high style he apologises:

This book contains a number of errors: errors of omission, faults of judgement, simple slips and plain mistakes, So much I know a priori…

In a particularly pertinent Chapter entitled "Natural Scientists Turn Philosophers" Passmore writes:

In the nineteenth century, natural science came of age as a social institution…


I am reading Neal Stephenson's Quicksilver which takes as its theme Natural Philosophy.

Stephenson's novel is centred on the works of Isaac Newton in the middle of the 17th century.

See how long we've waited?

More than 100 Years…

Ah, time to read it again!

Vale John


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