01/07/2006: "Rachael Leigh Cook"

The Universe, Parishioners,

is rather small...

I'm relaxing in The Rectory on a Friday -
after a rather intense week of Good Deeds -
I'm rather tired...

So I do a little work,
read a little,
have a bite to eat,
relax in front of Futurama

then Get Carter comes on tv.

I'm watchin' Stallone rock around in goatee, sneer & sunglasses.

The Great Michael Caine is in this one too!
(and more on that later
but suffice to repeat that
The Universe is rather small)

But who is that exquisite elfin goth chick
that reminds me of The Girl We Loved?



more below
I fire up the trusty connection engine
and find out it's Rachael Leigh Cook



Waal, I'm intrigued
and go looking for more connections:

turns out that not only was she Laney Boggs
in that amazing movie with Vanilla Ice Freddie Prinze Jr.

which featured one of The Greatest Songs Of All Time -

Gorgeous by Girl Next Door

(serious plug here, Parishioners, go buy this. I had it many years ago and it made my life SO Much Better!

Also go buy the album Remembering Analogue




Rumplestiltskin just wrecks me - still!

'Pon my oath, Parishioners, this is some of The Best Music Of The Whole Entire Universe!)

- while she was throwing up in the toilet...



Rachael Leigh Cook was also in The Big Empty

which I watched over the holidays
and which is still sitting, 2 weeks overdue,
on The Rectory floor - repeat screening tonight!

The Big Empty also happens to have the irresistible helium-voiced Joey Lauren Adams!



(forget Eminem's mom Darryl Hannah & Kelsey Grammer...)

Got it, Parishioners?

Sexy librarians, elfin princesses, wayward girls,
adventurous lesbians, mermaids and Sideshow Bob -

The Lord God loves them all...


now I'ma gwan hafta go rent Josie & the Pussycats




Update: Dammit! she's a midget!


lerevdr on Sat 07-Jan-2006 @ 00:21 e.s.t [click here for more SALVATION]
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